 This is BogeyDog, your correspondent for Dogs on Jazz. I have been asked to supply an occasional article for SmoothViews for a closer to the floor perspective on smooth jazz music.
Let me thank all who voted for Golden Retrievers for the new Smooth Jazz mascot. Although not unanimous, the vote was a mandate. Look for a future interview with Perro Barquieri.
Although Smooth Views has a policy against negative CD reviews, I have to comment on the one Dad gave me. It was a terrible CD!
Dad asked me to review it because I write better than he, and I am a dog and have nothing much to do (says he). NOTHING TO DO!? I handle security, high definition sniffing, doggie treats... and all must be done between naps. Nothing to do my fluffy TAIL! But I digress.
Anyway, this CD had a bunch of songs on it. No barking, door bells or other interesting sounds. It was too loud. Mom just listens to it over and over. She should be taking me for WALKS! She should be giving me doggie treats. But NOO! She sits and listens to this STINKING CD, which, by the way, smells like PLASTIC! BOTH sides and the little case thingy too. This CD is so bad I would not roll in it. I thought it might TASTE acceptably, so I chewed it up. But it tastes worse than it smells. Dad did turn some interesting colors when he found it masticated on the floor. He does not appreciate the extremes we music aficionados must go to give a CD a proper review.
Although I do write better than Dad, I am reading challenged, so I cannot tell you which CD this is or who recorded it. I would have included a picture, but it was badly chewed up. It is probably just as well; negative reviews are so, well, negative.
This is BogeyDog for Dogs on Jazz.
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